I've ha'en misfortunes ane or twa,

  that's scarcely worth tae mention,

But a'll tell yae een o' the teeps

  o' them a' - if ye'll gie me attention.

A'e day I came up frae Lochee wi'

  twa or three mair tae hae a spree

We wandered up intae Dundee far

  a' met wi' an Aiberdonian.

Come a' young lads far e'er ye be,

  fan e'er ye gang apon a spree,

I bid ye tak advice fae me

  an beware o' an Aiberdonian!

BEWARE O' AN AIBERDONIAN!